I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Quote by Wendy Liebman

Topics: Dating Quotes

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them. Well,...

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's...

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well,...

Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.

Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...

Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be...

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.

I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came...

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came...