Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Quote by Andy Warhol

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I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody...

I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody...

I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep...

I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep...

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?

Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?

Everyone winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.

Everyone winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got...

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got...

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The...

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The...

My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous...

My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous...

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic....

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic....

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure...

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure...

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there -...

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there -...

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art

What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers...

What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers...

I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound...

I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound...

I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound...

I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound...

As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.

As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home...

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home...

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...