Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Quote by Andy Warhol

Topics: Dating Quotes, Employees Quotes, Work Quotes

Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?

Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time

I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound...

I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound...

During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I...

During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I...

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there -...

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there -...

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually...

People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually...

In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes

In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes

I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of...

I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of...

As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.

As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure...

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure...

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know....

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know....

The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone...

The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone...

Once you 'got' Pop, you could never see a sign again the same way again....

Once you 'got' Pop, you could never see a sign again the same way again....

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came...

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came...

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for...

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.