If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother

Quote by Sam Levenson

Topics: Little Brother Quotes

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only...