It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

Quote by Jackie Mason

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to...

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If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness...

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

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Tell Lucien I said fuck it Im tearing holes in my budget. Bag her like...

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A low budget is uncomfortable.

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A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying...

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So many directors are solely focused on their own success in Hollywood and multimillion dollar...

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A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying...

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It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

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After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of...

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It's pretty clear that [customers] know what their budgets are now, and what they want...

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I find shoestrings very hard work. I like big budgets.

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A billion here, a billion there...sooner or later it adds up to real money

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The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get...

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

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And, we have no such thing as a budget anymore. Our manager freaks when we...

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Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and...