After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

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Even when you have a big budget, you can't just shoot everything.

Even when you have a big budget, you can't just shoot everything.

Bush has never sent over a balanced budget.

Bush has never sent over a balanced budget.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and...

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and...

When Bill Clinton was in town, he sent over a balanced budget.

When Bill Clinton was in town, he sent over a balanced budget.

You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance. Give a...

You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance. Give a...

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Everyone has a budget, I don't care who you are. But they said if we...

Everyone has a budget, I don't care who you are. But they said if we...

A billion here, a billion there...sooner or later it adds up to real money

A billion here, a billion there...sooner or later it adds up to real money

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.

It's pretty clear that [customers] know what their budgets are now, and what they want...

It's pretty clear that [customers] know what their budgets are now, and what they want...

A low budget is uncomfortable.

A low budget is uncomfortable.

This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide...

This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide...

The budget evolved from a management tool into an obstacle to management.

The budget evolved from a management tool into an obstacle to management.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then...

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then...

The education cuts in the President's budget are both irresponsible and morally unjustifiable.

The education cuts in the President's budget are both irresponsible and morally unjustifiable.

The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get...

The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get...

Tell Lucien I said fuck it Im tearing holes in my budget. Bag her like...

Tell Lucien I said fuck it Im tearing holes in my budget. Bag her like...

This day, the Government has no authority to reform the people; and the people have...

This day, the Government has no authority to reform the people; and the people have...

As the happiness of the people is the sole end of government, so the consent...

As the happiness of the people is the sole end of government, so the consent...

Theres a lot of evidence you can sell people on tax increases if they think...

Theres a lot of evidence you can sell people on tax increases if they think...