I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

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I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record...

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I...

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I...

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have...

I'd have to be superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have...

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything...

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything...

I would there were no age between ten and three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep...

I would there were no age between ten and three-and-twenty, or that youth would sleep...

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are...

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are...

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.

Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of...

Crabbed age and youth cannot live together; Youth is full of pleasance, age full of...

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the...

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...