You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Quote by Emo Philips

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I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to...

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to...

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle....

Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid...

Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid...

May good luck be your friend in whatever you do and may trouble be always...

May good luck be your friend in whatever you do and may trouble be always...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

People often remark that I'm pretty lucky. Luck is only important in so far as...

The worst cynicism: a belief in luck

The worst cynicism: a belief in luck

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have

Luck is the idol of the idle.

Luck is the idol of the idle.

Being generous, just helping ones relatives and being blameless in ones actions; this is the...

Being generous, just helping ones relatives and being blameless in ones actions; this is the...

The honester the man, the worse luck

The honester the man, the worse luck

Luck is a crossroad where preparation and opportunity meet

Luck is a crossroad where preparation and opportunity meet

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.

I'm really fortunate. I'm really happy, and I'm really really lucky to be where I...

I'm really fortunate. I'm really happy, and I'm really really lucky to be where I...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...