Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

Picture Quote by Stephanie Klein

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes, Memoir Picture Quotes, Truth Picture Quotes

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and...

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives.

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Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives.

Life is about growing into your own personal greatness

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Life is about growing into your own personal greatness

Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, by my greatest friend is truth.

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Plato is my friend, aristotle is my friend, by my greatest friend is truth.