I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Picture Quote by Douglas Adams

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

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What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Happy Labor Day!

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Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Happy Labor Day!

Don't work hard, work intelligent.

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Don't work hard, work intelligent.