My kids are so much better parent than I was.

Quote by Dick Van Dyke

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No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and...

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

Oh, well, my first love is comedy or singing and dancing.

I loved to fall down.

I loved to fall down.

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

So at 16 I got a job at the local radio station. And I was...

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

You know, I'm almost out of the habit of watching episodic television now.

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want...

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I've retired so many times now it's getting to be a habit.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

I think it's being thrown at the wolves, we call it in our business.

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it...

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane...

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane...

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I have four children and I have seven grandkids.

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third...

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

I don't have any children, I have four middle-aged people.

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

We had all week to rehearse. An audience would come in at the end of...

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...

I think most people will tell you that. They can go along and, while they're...