Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

Quote by JPaul Getty

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they...

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they...

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...

I work until beer oclock.

I work until beer oclock.

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the...

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the...

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in...

Home wasn't built in a day.

Home wasn't built in a day.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week...

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week...

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making...

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making...

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my...

I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my...

You can't pay enough money to... cure that feeling of being broken and confused.

You can't pay enough money to... cure that feeling of being broken and confused.

We all know that the first bankers of the world Rothschilds are Jews; we know...

We all know that the first bankers of the world Rothschilds are Jews; we know...