Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Quote by Don Marquis

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon...

Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon...

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read...

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read...

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue.

Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue.

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them...

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them...

Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets...

Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets...

I would rather start a family than finish one.

I would rather start a family than finish one.

A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?

A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has...

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has...

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers...

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers...

Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.

Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.

I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors....

I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors....

One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip; there is nothing good of...

One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip; there is nothing good of...

He who boasts of his ancestry praises the merits of another

He who boasts of his ancestry praises the merits of another