Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Quote by Don Marquis

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read...

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read...

An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon...

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon...

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has...

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has...

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage...

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage...

Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon...

Writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon...

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is...

In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is...

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we...

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we...

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it...

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it...

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world...

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world...

Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity.

Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity.

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers...

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers...

Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets...

Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets...