Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Quote by Don Marquis

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.

Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers...

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers...

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to...

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to...

A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?

A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world...

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world...

Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just...

Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just...

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them...

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you. If you really make them...

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read...

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read...

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they...

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they...

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's...

In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's...

The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an...

The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an...

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage...

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage...

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to...

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to...

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.