What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

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I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.