When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

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Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that...

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.