If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

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It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...