President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away from Washington. Or at least that's what Dick Cheney told him.

Quote by Jay Leno

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President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

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Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe...

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Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve...

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

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Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff,...

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins...

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

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According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

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Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said...

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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect...

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Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on...

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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

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My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.