People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Quote by Bill Hicks

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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

Nazis are for the New Age concern.

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in...

Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only...

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A.,...

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a...

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter...

The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to...

The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to...

Laughter relaxes. And relaxation is spiritual.

Laughter relaxes. And relaxation is spiritual.

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...