In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be finding a user name that hasn't already been taken.

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Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

Life is way too short to safely remove a USB.

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me...

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

That awkward moment when someone's staring at your keyboard while you're typing your password.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

I can only type fast on my own keyboard.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

You can't help but think something will load faster if you don't look at it.

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to...

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity

I see a lot of change, a lot of opportunity. We're not just talking about...

I see a lot of change, a lot of opportunity. We're not just talking about...

There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a...

There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a...

On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.

On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

Most computer users don't think about backing up their software until the day they lose...

Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a...

Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a...

The day I made that statement, [about the inventing the internet] I was tired because...

The day I made that statement, [about the inventing the internet] I was tired because...

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out...

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet...

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet...

The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous...

The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...