That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are like, 'Did I really look like that the WHOLE day?'

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Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

Five-second fuses only last three seconds.

I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.

I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for...

When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for...

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this...

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this...

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how...

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how...

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never...

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

Mosquitos remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

That awful moment when you don't see your school's name scrolling across the bottom of...

That awful moment when you don't see your school's name scrolling across the bottom of...

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.

The purpose of education is to enlighten the student as to how to use their...

The purpose of education is to enlighten the student as to how to use their...