Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

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We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...

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If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its...

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when...

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

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What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute...

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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up...

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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and...