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Quote by Casey Stengel

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Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

Son, we'd like to keep you around this season but we're going to try and...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I...

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a...

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a...

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't...

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it...

That game was so famous they never used me.

That game was so famous they never used me.

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative....

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative....

SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus...

SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus...