Aye Carumba!

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You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

Eat my shorts!!

Eat my shorts!!

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

Hi, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I was doin my rounds and uh, I'm a little behind.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad...