Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist

Picture Quote by George Carlin

Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

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A lot of times when a package says 'Open other end', I purposely open the...

Some people see things that happen and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

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Some people see things that happen and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

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There are some things you don't want to hear. Here's something I don't want to...

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and...

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A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and...

Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

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Ahh, a little cancer never hurt anybody. Everybody needs a little cancer I think. It's...

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

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If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...

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Don't just teach your children to read.. Teach them to question what they read. Teach...

If you're going to do something tonight, that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...

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If you're going to do something tonight, that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...

Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike

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Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back

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To know the road ahead, ask those coming back

The noblest question in the world is what good may I do in it

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The noblest question in the world is what good may I do in it

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never...

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A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never...

No amount of belief makes something a fact

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No amount of belief makes something a fact

Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

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Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.