I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Picture Quote by Jeaniene Frost

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

Some people say, â€œNever let them see you cry.â€ I say, if youâ€™re so mad...

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Some people say, â€œNever let them see you cry.â€ I say, if youâ€™re so mad...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

â€œBegin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come...

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â€œBegin at the beginning,

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like... Giving them an extra bullet for their...

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Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like... Giving them an extra bullet for their...

There's no point anyway, loving anyone anything. Feels good at first but it always turns...

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There's no point anyway, loving anyone anything. Feels good at first but it always turns...