If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Picture Quote by Terry Pratchett

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Topics: Cats Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can...

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Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can...

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But...

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

When diet is wrong medicine is of no use, When diet is correct medicine is...

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When diet is wrong medicine is of no use, When diet is correct medicine is...