If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Picture Quote by Terry Pratchett

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Topics: Cats Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can...

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Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can...

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad...

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Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad...

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

I don't believe people are born mean. they behave that way because of the experiences...

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I don't believe people are born mean. they behave that way because of the experiences...

Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge

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Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge