If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Picture Quote by Terry Pratchett

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

Topics: Cats Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Life Picture Quotes

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can...

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Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can...

Time spent with cats is never wasted

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Time spent with cats is never wasted

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and...

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have...

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Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have...