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If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

#Charles Barkley

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

#Lenny Bruce

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass.

#Francois Rabelais

That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds.

#Annoying People, #Leave Me Alone

It doesnt matter if the world is pulling you down. With Christ you have everything.

#Nick Jonas

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

#George Burns

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

#Life

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

#Eternity, #Love

If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone -beavis

#Beavis And Butthead

Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall.

#Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you're going to play the game properly, you'd better know every rule.

#Barbara Jordan

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.