Quotes by Tim Vine

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in...

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I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was...

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I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a...

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I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.

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Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people...

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You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the...

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With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm...

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Velcro: what a rip-off.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with...

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