Quotes about Tim Vine

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?'...

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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming...

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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said...

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People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing...

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Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in...

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Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.

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My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have...

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I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in...

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I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was...

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I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a...

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I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.

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