Quotes by Snooki

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

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Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

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This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

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I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

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I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

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Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

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