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Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Ill give you a definite maybe.

Ill give you a definite maybe.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

I can give you a definite perhaps

I can give you a definite perhaps

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

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The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.