If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Let's have some new cliches.

Let's have some new cliches.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to...

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

Include me out.

Include me out.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.

I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.