Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it,…

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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance...

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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze...

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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for...

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of...

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

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There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have...

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A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to...

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Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street...

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There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into...

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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to...

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The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or...

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An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take...

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The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or...

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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive,...

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive,...

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his...

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his...

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.