Quotes by Pauly D

We are prank war champions!

#Pauly D

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

#Pauly D

I'm not drinking for the rest of my life. Until tonight.

#Pauly D

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house,...

#Pauly D

I burnt my face off. It peeled, and then I exfoliated and then burnt the...

#Pauly D

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really...

#Pauly D

The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I...

#Pauly D

Me and Vinny are so excited, that Vinny immediately jumps on my bed and like,...

#Pauly D

Its my last day here and everybodys sleeping, so I gotta do my thing and...

#Pauly D

Once again, the plan for the girls to prank us backfired. They should just stop...

#Pauly D

I aint even mad that the cabs are here and no one cares! I aint...

#Pauly D

I dont want to get lightning in my hair.

#Pauly D