Quotes by P G Wodehouse

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

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He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

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He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into...

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Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come...

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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough...

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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

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Flowers are happy things.

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Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

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Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the...

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Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

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To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

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