Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully…

Quote by P G Wodehouse

Topics: P G Wodehouse Quotes

Flowers are happy things.

Flowers are happy things.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It...

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It...

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to...

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the...

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the...

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance...

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come...

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come...

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir...

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir...

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to...

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to...

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.