Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully…

Quote by P G Wodehouse

Topics: P G Wodehouse Quotes

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir...

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir...

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

Flowers are happy things.

Flowers are happy things.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance...

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance...

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to...

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to...

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It...

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into...

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into...

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to...

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to...

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the...

Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the...