Quotes by P G Wodehouse

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It...

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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at...

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Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to...

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Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

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She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to...

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She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir...

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It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance...

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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

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I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

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I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

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