The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

Quote by P G Wodehouse

Topics: Golf Quotes

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Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Flowers are happy things.

Flowers are happy things.

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I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

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He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into...

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It...

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Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the...

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Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

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Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come...

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

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If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out...

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Golf will grow so long as it's fun.

Golf will grow so long as it's fun.