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Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.

Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.

Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...

Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...

Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!

Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!

Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah,...

Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah,...

Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?

Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?

Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!

Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!

That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.

That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.

Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?

Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?

Let's do it'The levels I mean, not sex.

Let's do it'The levels I mean, not sex.

My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot...

My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot...

Oh, and I'm still gonna kill you someday.

Oh, and I'm still gonna kill you someday.

I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled...

I moved to the Ukraine. And it was cold, and everyone had guns, and smelled...

God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.

God bless you Jimmy, God bless your heart.

Can we take a shower and talk about this?

Can we take a shower and talk about this?

Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!

Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!

You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good,...

You look great Jimmy. You look amazing and your hair rocks. You look so good,...

Hello........Cool i hope its a naked dude with a boner.

Hello........Cool i hope its a naked dude with a boner.

Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!

Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie!