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Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's...

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me...

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. -Lyle

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows...

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys....

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly...

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?......

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make...

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little...

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer

And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. -Summer