Quotes by Mason Cooley

The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of...

#Intelligence, #Knowledge, #Sharing

Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.

#Being Confused, #Confusion

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

#Friendship, #Funny

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

#Friendship, #Funny

Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.

#Friends, #Funny

The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.

#Self Righteous

Self-righteousness is the most shameless slut of all.

#Self Righteous

Self-righteous victims invite extra nails.

#Self Righteous

A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper.

#Self Righteous

The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

#Self Righteous