Quotes by Lily Tomlin

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it

#Reality

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

#Drug Abuse, #Realism, #Reality

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

#Reality

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you...

#Books, #Reading, #Television

The road to success is always under construction.

#Success

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a...

#Sarcastic Life

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...

#Funny, #People

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

#Love, #Silly