Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Quote by Lily Tomlin

Topics: Drug Abuse Quotes, Realism Quotes, Reality Quotes

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you...

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you...

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

The road to success is always under construction.

The road to success is always under construction.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a...

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a...

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I...

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I...

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity...

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity...

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't...

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't...

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't...

The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.

The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.