Quotes by Jonathan Swift

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

#Jonathan Swift

I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not...

#Jonathan Swift

I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where...

#Jonathan Swift

I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in...

#Jonathan Swift

Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound...

#Jonathan Swift

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the...

#Jonathan Swift

What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we...

#Jonathan Swift

We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.

#Jonathan Swift

Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.

#Jonathan Swift

Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none...

#Jonathan Swift

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...

#Jonathan Swift

There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.

#Jonathan Swift