Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, and so forth.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
May you live all the days of your life.
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to...
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all...
Don't set your wit against a child.
Every dog must have his day.
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
Books, the children of the brain.
Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may...
A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire...
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love...
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the...
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the...
What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we...