There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
Laws are best explained, interpreted and applied by those whose interest and abilities lie in...
Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in...
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever...
Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter,...
Proper words in proper places make the true definiton of style.
Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only...
Every dog must have his day.
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have...
Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen...