Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with...
Proper words in proper places make the true definiton of style.
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign,...
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and...
He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.
Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time,...
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably...
Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to...
He was a bold man that first eat on oyster.
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all...
Every dog must have his day.
May you live all the days of your life.