Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us...
Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and...
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
Laws are best explained, interpreted and applied by those whose interest and abilities lie in...
May you live all the days of your life.
Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter,...
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have...
What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we...
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others...
There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where...
Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the...
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...
Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'