Quotes by Jesse Ventura

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in...

#Religion

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your...

#Humor

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that....

#Power

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

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If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38...

#Jesse Ventura

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be...

#Jesse Ventura

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can...

#Jesse Ventura

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished...

#Jesse Ventura

I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always...

#Jesse Ventura

I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would...

#Jesse Ventura

I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do....

#Jesse Ventura

I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government...

#Jesse Ventura