If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

Quote by Jesse Ventura

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Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in...

Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in...

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be...

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be...

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be...

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be...

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in...

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in...

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government...

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government...

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that....

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that....

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's...

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's...

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can...

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can...

You can't legislate morality.

You can't legislate morality.

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished...

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished...

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to...

Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to...

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result...

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result...