If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

Quote by Jesse Ventura

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I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always...

I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always...

Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand...

Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand...

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in...

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in...

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that....

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that....

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...

I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do....

I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do....

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be...

I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be...

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on...

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on...

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

If I wanna be president, I probably can.

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government...

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government...

Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained...

Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained...

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be...

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be...

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished...

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished...

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible...

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask -...

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask -...

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...

I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would...

I don't support abortion. I could never participate in one. But I think it would...