If I wanna be president, I probably can.

Quote by Jesse Ventura

Topics: Jesse Ventura Quotes

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can...

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our...

I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do....

I don't believe we need the government's help as much as some think we do....

Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in...

Politics is not my life. I have a career in radio and another career in...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of...

Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to...

Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to...

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government...

All of us should have free choice when it comes to patriotic displays... a government...

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...

Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on...

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38...

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38...

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government...

I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government...

Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid...

Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid...

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on...

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on...

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's...

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's...

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your...

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your...

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to...

You can't legislate morality.

You can't legislate morality.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge...

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's...