Quotes by Garry Shandling

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I...

#Garry Shandling

I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

#Garry Shandling

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe...

#Garry Shandling

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because...

#Garry Shandling

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

#Garry Shandling

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night...

#Clocks, #Sex

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some...

#Who Cares

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

#Being Single

Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I...

#Being Single, #Funny